Emiraly's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[bonjour]

What the Fuck?!

That was the most screwed up thing I have seen in a long time... Good job!

[Farmer socom]

Hah You make me sick

Funniest 80kb movie on Newgrounds, sad thing is someone did get arrested for doing that to a cow he just didn't get his blown off for it =(

[Qi]

Holy ****

This is one of the most incredable and awe-inspiring flashes I have ever seen on
Newgrounds, its utterly incredable. I'm almost speechless, I mean i'm a raving jackass who votes 0 on 90% of the movies, but this is one of if not the most incredable artistic movies I have ever seen on Newgrounds.

[Liquid Mist.Ep2]

Surprizing

That movie really did get me with the graphics, the ambiance, music and style of the animation was very well done considering how simple it was. It was not complex and even the credits looked like a bad stick movie's but the animation was done in a way it didnt matter, I found it was great. I rate this excellent, only thing that brought it down was file size and a few other factors but otherwise excellent.

[NG intro]

I like it but...

Its way to big, try to go to the compression tutorial on newgrounds (search engie, a user submitted it it's useful) and plus, I still like the chickens with the columnbine kid with a 12-guage and the annoying music. BRIG ALL OF THAT BACK TOM! PLZ!

[Random Blood Stains]

Turd of the week

I vote 5, cause this is grade a Shit of the week. This is worth that award. Awesome!

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"5]

Great, but stop with the clay!!!

I have just watched all of your flashes/web cams/clay animations and I love the Resident Evils, Ghost Footage, Leon and his Dog, The Hulkys, Dr. Bob, Henry's Shotgun, and the Knox's. BUT I do have a problem, every other Flash/clay animation you've made sucks ASS!!!! I mean seriously none of them are laugh out loud funny except Resident Evil, the rest are kinda funny and everything else reminds me of Gumby!!! I mean the clay animation is impressive but its so repetatively stupid after you watch all of them in 20 minutes. I just wonder why people give you 3-4 scores all the time, I know you read my last review on Resi-Evil 4, but I didn't see every single one of your flashes. I know the clay animation is impressive, doesn't matter if they're just blobs basicly and the Resident Evils are funniest you've done and are masterfully done at that, but I can't stand the clay animations most of all you have some many that I don't see what is so funny. (This coming from someone whos finds 80% of everything in the planet funny as hell)

At least your only like what 14-16? Plus your not the 60% of americans who are fat and ugly, besides that I keep demons from entering my head by wearing Army fatigues with a Whiney the Pooh hat and Selene Deon music with ear muffs (The Knox flashes) I know your gonna respond to this review in 12 minutes after I post it, otherwise I wouldn't post it :D

Knox responds:

well i cant please every one,some people only like my clay,some people only like this stuff,some people like all of it,some people dont....i will continue doing clay mations also,because alot of people like that as well!...and im glad you like "THE KNOX" series thing..those are my favs!

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"4]

Omg that's the funniest thing in the world

I can't believe it, that was so well done and funny as hell. Hell its so funny the Episode 1 got 1 "0" for review, Episode 2 got 3 "0" for review, Episode 3 is the only flash I have ever seen on Newgrounds that has no 0 reviews, and this one broke tradition. Got 9 "0" ratings (gasp!!!) well I wanna be the 10th person to give ya a "0" for a review, why? Cause you deserve a couple for the Original Death 1-3 flashes (completely sucked after 1st one, but almost everything of yours is funny as hell) Other than that, I just wanna do the opposite of what review I gave for "Billy meets child molester" (Im the 3rd person to give him above a 6 in 2 years) possibly the worst flash on Newgrounds with 0.44, unlike yours which probably should be somewhere in the 6.99+s numbers. Congratulations on this, funniest voice over on Newgrounds, EVER!!! :D

P.S. Only person to respond to every-single post to, they should give a Newgrounds award for that.

Knox responds:

yeah i know,its almost like work now ..almost..and thanks for all of the 0s

[the jolly nazi]

Great!

That was extremely well done considering how stupid it was. It was hilarious, honestly I don't have much to say other than watching it again.

[Sparken and Tael]

Everquest

Yes you should continue with it, and try naming it for what it comes from to. Love that music.