Emiraly's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2007) Stomach Ache]

Ehh...

Compared with most of your work, this is easily the worst one I've ever seen.

[The Maxwell Edison Story]

Bang Bang Bang...

I found that comically amusing :D

The odd thing is, run it a second time and theres a corpse right before you see Max.

[DucktaleZ 3]

That was the square root of Awesome

I never knew an ungodly mesh of DBZ, Ducktales, Power Rangers and the Matrix involving Christopher Walken Zoid, apocalyptic battles and the Church of Jesus and the Flintstones green alien dude, could have been one of the greatest movies ever, Bravo!!!!!

[MssDynamitevsTerriSchiavo]

To everyone out for Terri Shiavo

Was that not easier and more fun then letting her strave to death.

That shoulda been done 15 years ago :)

["Target Practice"]

In the Prophetic words of FoxyJ9

Reviewed this movie October 2, 2004

"Umm... ok. Was that like a warning message? Hmm dude you need help badly."

...Need I say more?...

[Non-Canonical Joke Minute]

Great Animation...

...but wasn't funny.

[Bob the Ball]

George Washington Christ

Oh my ****ing god that was incredably original, plus it was the funniest damn thing ever, and possibly the most strangely ironic thing Ive ever seen on Newgrounds. The voice that narrated just like Curious George was hilarious as he said so pleasantly as Nazi Pirate bastards tried to steal the hobo's dagger and bob went Ninja Matrix on their asses. That really was something new and original, give yourself a pat on the back, finally something new and one of the funniest shit I've seen so far on the portal.

[son bitch counter strike]

Horrendous Truth

I almost never ****ing review movies but this really was a incredably true interpretation I can relate with of the game. Far to many admins are very much massive assholes who go crazy with power and excessively cheat and punish people. Its why before I stopped playing the game I just played un-admined dedicated servers. This was something I could relate with, all the stupid tactics shown were very much used in the game, and the retard who always hid behind the hosties always died, the guy who hides above the light on the backdoor I blew away everytime, i'm just blabbering but I liked this alot cause it's something I can relate with the infuriated piece of **** game. Great Job!

[Howard Dean Alarm DVD]

AHHHH, AHHHH, AHHHH

Thats Fucking hilarious, what that dumbass was funniest thing I've ever seen and this is to freaking original and funny. Brings back memmories of the Big Black Guy in the car who says "get away from the car mother fucker" alarm. Great job!

[just another fight]

Predictability

Actually what he did at the end was predictable, but that was a funny animation. Good Job!